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3.
An unnecessary accessory that women created to make men want it more.
I could almost imagine what sarah looks like with out Clothing on. Shame I cant actually see it.
by heggers January 31, 2012
 
1.
The shit that you wear
Bitch, put on your clothes
by Alomar January 26, 2005
 
2.
An assortment of comfortable and sometimes trendy pieces of fabric that you wear on and/or around your body. More often than not, though, clothing is an excuse for women to drag their husbands/boyfriends away from quality time "with the guys" to instead spend hours on end at the mall looking for and trying on all sorts of clothing; mostly shoes, in a vain attempt to upstage "that slut, Janice." Other people hate wearing clothing. We usually refer to these people as nudists because they enjoy being nude. If you want to learn more about clothing, you can check out various books regarding the matter at your local library!
"Hey, man. What are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? It's called clothing."

"Wow! That's fascinating!"

"I know! Everybody is doing it."
by Your_Local_Librarian September 07, 2011