Top Definition
When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.
Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"
by Jdub3l September 26, 2009
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