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A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.
*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!
by Little Miss. Magical December 16, 2011