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When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
by Immortal Yawn January 02, 2011
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