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An extremely uncommon STD contracted solely by homosexual men with exponentially large African-American cocks.

Common symptoms of cloop include, but are not limited to;

- Memory loss

- Explosive diarrhea

- Itch/Rash inside of the meatus

- Bloody urine
I feel bad for Kurt, he was recently diagnosed with the cloop.. poor nigger..
by Big Black Coks February 18, 2010
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Yo, that cloop of yours could fit three quarters, dawg.
by Micah Freedman May 27, 2005
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Cloop- a mixture of cum, blood, and poop. Cloop often has a distinctly strong odor.
ex: "It smells like cloop in here! We're you two fking?"
"That punks cell smells like cloop!"
"His breath smelled like cloop!"
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(noun) The scoring of many baskets by a player in the game of basketball.
(Ex.) Man, did you see Kobe score 40 pts. last night. He had them cloops.

(Ex.)

Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.

Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.
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