A girl who would be a lesbian if not for George Clooney. These girls usually think balls and penises are gross and dislike men in general and the masculine form. George Clooney, however, will make them drool and shout, therefore saving their heterosexuality.
You like Carrie? Well, good luck with that. She may say she likes boys, but she's really just a Clooney Lesbian.
by RJ :-) November 29, 2006