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To dry your hands on your trousers after washing them in a public bathroom because the towel is dirty/wet/nonexistant
I was at a nite club and after going to the bathroom, i washed my hands only to discover that there was no towel there. I had no option but to have a Clonakilty Handjob.
by Niall Collins February 21, 2008

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