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A: A person who prevents you from seeing your clock or prevents you from getting somewhere on time. B: A person who stands in front of the swim clock preventing another swimmer from meeting his or her interval. A: Jill- "You're ten minutes late Jack."
Jack- "Sorry my roommate was being a clockblock and wouldn't let me leave till I cleaned the dishes from last night." B: Coach- "Adam! You missed your interval!" Adam- "Coach, it wasn't my fault. Mike was standing in front of the clock again. Coach- "What a clockblock, I'll talk to him about it." |
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April 18, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker. I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.
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When you're having a sexual dream and it's interrupted by your alarm clock. I was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, I got a clockbock. The alarm fuckin clockblocked me. Dirty bastard.
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Effectively a cockblock, only by someone who simply spends all their time doing something else. Dude, all she does with her free time is study, its such a clockblock.
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to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration Derpina: Guys, what time is it?
-race to check the time- Derpington: It's derp o'clock. Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is! |
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When someone is late for an event that is already planned Guy 1 - "Bro, where the fuck is Dan? We gotta go now, or we'll miss the fight."
Guy 2 - "I don't know, but he better not clockblock us..." Guy 3 - "I'll kick his ass." |
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when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you. you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?
sweenykins: absolutly not! you: what a clockblocker |
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