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2.
1: Huge sword of the blood titan (Noun)

2: A synonym to smash (Verb)
1: "Did you hear about the battle that just happened? Clobberfuck took 27,000 lives!"

2: "Just clobberfuck those bodies in that wood chipper over there."
by Burdie July 28, 2013
 
1.
1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.
1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"
by Mr. von Steinberg May 17, 2010