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2.
To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.
I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."
by Haent August 13, 2009
 
1.
Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
by rosignol May 15, 2005
 
3.
To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.
Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
by Lyss Pliss May 17, 2006
 
4.
the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).
tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"
by herbert67 August 06, 2009