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2. Cliteral
When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
1. Cliteral
Like Clitoris and Literal
the straight forwardnesss of a girl wanting to get it on
John- "i didn't think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cliteral with me.
dan- "what do you mean"
John "she just looked at me and said "stick it in already!""
dan- "well that was rather cliteral of her!"
3. Cliteral
express yourself vulgarly about sexual acts towards a woman.
i was being cliteral ass fuck wit her! told her ill lick her EVERYTHING! HA HA
4. Cliteral
When one is speaking only the unaltered truth about female genitalia.
"Betty's vagina cliterally had scales, it was very similar to that time I mouth-raped a salmon."
5. cliteral
characterized by a concern mainly with women. Like being literal, but in a more sexual manner.
I wanted to have sex with her so bad, I cliterally told her exactly that.
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