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Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.
Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"
by Hector Knox July 09, 2006
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A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.
Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.
by Bri May 15, 2003
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