Top Definition
The act of making up excuses to protect yourself from sexual intercourse by the man who wants to fuck you. This is not to be confused with a cock block.
Guy: Sooo, you wanna get out of here and go back to my place?
Girl: Yeeaah, uhhm, actually Im really tired and need to catch up on the last season of 90210 but thanks.....
Guy: This smells like a clit cover to me.
by newm3dicine May 02, 2009

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