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2.
MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.
MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL
by Nicholas Tetrault April 21, 2007
 
1.
A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009
 
3.
a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long
He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!
by bonda_007 February 04, 2008
 
4.
An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.
John, you're a clitdick.
by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004
 
5.
A clitoris so large that it resembles a small penis.
My neighbor has a clit dick.
by neieghbor October 16, 2010