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1. (noun) A particularly rigid erection that feels as though its hard as iron. This also applies to morning wood.

2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
When Mary inquired about the dents in the mattress, John replied "Those are from my clit chisel."
by Creeping Gibs December 09, 2009

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