Top Definition
A little town that thinks it's a big one. Has the highest murder rate per capita in the country. Located on the Mississippi River. Commonly referred to as the pimple on the nose of Iowa. It is part Ashford University and part ADM. And is the recent home to Flavor Flav's Chicken restaurant (yes the same Flavor Flav from the VH1 show Flavor of Love).
Clinton, IA is definitely not a place to raise your family.
by FMLthisplacesux March 22, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt