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when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.
The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic
by Blakers-29 March 01, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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