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The Click FIve

A uber-super hot band with 5 members. Such as; Kyle Patrick (Lead Vocals, Guitar), Joey Zehr(Backup Vocals, Drums), Ethan Mentzer (Bass, Backup Vocals), Joe Guese (Lead Guitar), Ben Romans (Keyboards, Backup Vocals). Used to have lead singer as Eric Dill. Found Kyle Patrick on 2007. Recent Album: Modern Minds and Pastimes. Easily loved.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: OMG. You don't know!??
Girl 1: No..
Girl 2: They're the Click Five!! OMG! I love them!! Here, let me show you some videos of them. I'm SURE you'll fall in love.
Girl 1: Mmkay..

*few minutes later..*

Girl 1: WHOO!! I LOVE KYLE PATRICK AND JOEY ZEHR!!! Ben is so funny!! Ethan looks so hot, Joe is great on his guitar!
GIrl 2: See? I told you you'd LOVE 'em.
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Five Clicks to Jesus 

A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.
I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!
Five Clicks to Jesus by Viper13 November 14, 2007

Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.
Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

five o’clock shadow 

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.
#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.
five o’clock shadow by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

five o'clock power 

When a batter is only good during batting practice.
Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.

Five O'Clock Bush 

When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.
While going down on Jessica, Frank's face was irritated by Jessica's Five O'clock Bush.
Five O'Clock Bush by billyboy11 November 22, 2010

Five O'Clock Shadow 

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.