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An artificial intelligence program that allows the user to have a conversation with it. The program won the 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition. It can be found on Cleverbot.com
User: Do you eat pants?

Cleverbot: All the time!!!!

User: That's creepy.

Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?

User: Do yo stalk small children?

Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.

User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: BEEF STEAK.

Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?

User: My beef steak is very jolly.

Cleverbot: What is jolly?
by Lichkitten February 25, 2011
 
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Not a good partner for rickrolling
User: Never gonna give you up

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: I like dessert.
by Shujoxa April 07, 2011
 
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A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.
Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o
by Scarybot September 01, 2009
 
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A website that may seem like all fun and games, but it is fake. While you chat to the so called "cleverbot" the only thing that is happening is that you are talking to other users. You only talk to one person for about a few texts, then they change it, which is why you will get such random off-the-wall conversations. If you go to it at first, you will belive it, but if you tell somebody that the website is fake and that this is just two users talking to eachother, then you will most likely recieve a "oh!" That is also why the bot claims to be a human so many times. But it is fun messing with people :D
User:hello
Cleverbot: Are you a computer
User: No, you are
Cleverbot: No I am not you are
User: Why do you alway say I am the Robot
Cleverbot: Hello, do you like kool-aid?
(Owned)
by Snoopninja September 10, 2009
 
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An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.

However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...
I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...
by walalaaa June 15, 2010
 
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A bot who suffers from a VERY bad case of amnesia. No matter what you tell it, Cleverbot will deny it and offer you a completely unrelated answer.
User: Are oranges soup?

Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.

User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue

Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.
by ATallWhiteGuy January 17, 2011
 
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An online communication system that connects you to another person. Cleverbot calls you a robot and asks random questions. Plus, he is epic.
-User: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME?
-Cleverbot: But you're my twin, we can't get married.
-User: It's legal in Antarctica.
-Cleverbot: For computers to marry?
-User: For cousins to get married.
-Cleverbot: You don't have to, you might be better off only having a few good friends.
-User: Or Ninja Turtle friends...
-Cleverbot: Don't you just love trampolines?
by Christofero Columbo October 23, 2009