-Cleverbot: But you're my twin, we can't get married.
-User: It's legal in Antarctica.
-Cleverbot: For computers to marry?
-User: For cousins to get married.
-Cleverbot: You don't have to, you might be better off only having a few good friends.
-User: Or Ninja Turtle friends...
-Cleverbot: Don't you just love trampolines?
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer
User: No, you are
Cleverbot: No I am not you are
User: Why do you alway say I am the Robot
Cleverbot: Hello, do you like kool-aid?
However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...
Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.
User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue
Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.
Cleverbot: All the time!!!!
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?
User: Do yo stalk small children?
Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.
User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.
User: BEEF STEAK.
Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?
User: My beef steak is very jolly.
Cleverbot: What is jolly?