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A bowel movement generally taken on the chest/face.
Dude, I'm going to take a Cleveland steamer on your face.
by pfunkk May 08, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)
She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.
by Charles Ulysess Farley August 20, 2005
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while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*
jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.
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Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit
she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer
by THE D.O.M. December 23, 2008
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A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.
Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.
by DOUGxc May 10, 2006
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To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
Jim gave Kristin a Cleveland Steamer.
by Philip Saurman April 17, 2005
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When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.
That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.
by TheBig Lebowski August 01, 2009
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