A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.
Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.
by ryonekora July 29, 2008
during sex the person(usuallay the male) takes a huge shit on the other person's(male/female) chest and rubs it all over the person's chest.
person A:lastnite i gave Lisa a nice clevelandsteamer.
person B:what is that?
person A whispers
person B:thats nasty
by Lmoney July 15, 2006
The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.
Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
by MC Flunk August 25, 2008
A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.
there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.
by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009
The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.
Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.
by Joe Tennn November 06, 2006
Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.
Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.
by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2007
The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.
After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.
by Dw Gentry March 29, 2005
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