when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"
by jzelen October 29, 2007
The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.
Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
by MC Flunk August 25, 2008
A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.
there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.
by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009
when you take a shit on your partner during sex.
damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.
by RayH December 23, 2003
The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.
Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.
by Joe Tennn November 06, 2006
The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.
While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.
by Seatthell February 14, 2006
Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.
Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.
by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2007
Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you make a deposit on your partner's torso, most often during fellatio (if the woman is receiving) or cunningulus (if the man is receiving). What distinguishes the "Steamer" from the Hot Carl is that following the deposit, you slide back and forth on the deposit to smear it into the partner.
Sheila and I both needed a shower after I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.
by Stubacca March 03, 2006

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