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7.
when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"
by jzelen October 29, 2007
 
15.
When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.
Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.
by Watertown Hero November 09, 2008
 
16.
An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.
Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.
by Danny May 14, 2004
 
17.
The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.
Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.
by fdkj May 14, 2008
 
18.
A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.
Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.
by ryonekora July 29, 2008
 
19.
To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.
I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track
by fobes June 16, 2004
 
20.
A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.
there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.
by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009
 
21.
The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.
Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
by MC Flunk August 25, 2008