when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"
by jzelen October 29, 2007
(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them
My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller
by FIRSTCAVY January 19, 2004
A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.
Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.
by ryonekora July 29, 2008
taking a dump on a girls chest
The hooker I picked up last week let me give her a cleveland steamer
by timothy steely May 19, 2008
The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.
While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.
by Seatthell February 14, 2006
To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.
Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.
by MO November 03, 2004
when you take a shit on your partner during sex.
damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.
by RayH December 23, 2003
When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.
Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.
by Watertown Hero November 09, 2008

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