when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"
by jzelen October 29, 2007
taking a dump on a girls chest
The hooker I picked up last week let me give her a cleveland steamer
by timothy steely May 19, 2008
To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.
I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track
by fobes June 16, 2004
The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.
Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.
by fdkj May 14, 2008
A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.
Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.
by ryonekora July 29, 2008
When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.
Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.
by Watertown Hero November 09, 2008
during sex the person(usuallay the male) takes a huge shit on the other person's(male/female) chest and rubs it all over the person's chest.
person A:lastnite i gave Lisa a nice clevelandsteamer.
person B:what is that?
person A whispers
person B:thats nasty
by Lmoney July 15, 2006
To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.
Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.
by MO November 03, 2004

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