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The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.
She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.
by Grande John June 24, 2006
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The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.
Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.
by fdkj May 14, 2008
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I recieved a cleveland steamer on my face two days ago, and I still have corn stuck in my teeth.
by Yat December 20, 2003
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The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.
by MadHat December 17, 2004
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The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.
Did you hear about John? He got rushed to the burn ward after trying a cleveland steamer.
by FatManJ August 22, 2006
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cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it
if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci
by craps onur April 25, 2004
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A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.
Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.
by ryonekora July 29, 2008
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