Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)
Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)
or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"