guy 2: yeah, dude, I clenched these two hot roommates last night. They had ass for dayzzz.
guy: damn. sounds wild
(Verb meaning death, died, etc.) Have you ever wonder why Kenny clenches all the time?
Not to be confused with what you do to with your ass cheeks to prevent poop from involuntarily exiting.
"I have all day surfing lessons for the next few weeks; my schedule is pretty clench right now."
"The exam had so much on it I barely finished. It was pretty clench."