Her Friend: nice
Hot Female: I can barely walk today
Toff: Oh dear fellow, I believe you are referring to the most esteemed Nicholas Clegg, who took the momentous step in helping reunite all British political parties into Thatcherism. Say, are you finished polishing my shoe? That is an adequate job, have a tuppence.
It can be referred to in the past tense as Clegged.
Believed to be based upon the woe-begotten British deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, who's unpopularity earned him the nickname 'Calamity Clegg' before eventually contracting into the common exclamations; "For the love of Clegg!" and "Jesus H. Clegg, woman! What have you put in these cupcakes?"