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A person, usually male who always 'dogs' the boys. A cleaver will always choose girls over his friends, and will never fail to let down ones closest to him/her.
Hey Jack, that Harry is a total Cleaver!
by AudiVolkswagen September 12, 2008
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I got a lot of cleaver back in college.
by NotIronears April 14, 2011
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a tall, scythe wielding character from the skulduggery pleasant series of books. the usually wear gray robes with a helmet that hides their face. they are total bad asses and are completely silent.
the three cleavers left silently to distract the several thousand hollow men. the knew they went to their deaths, but it was what they had to do if the mission was going to be completed
by Bartimeas Ptolemy April 19, 2009
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A child who enjoys to commit random acts of greatness, always shows flamingness, and is just plain out smart
look at the kid throwing rocks at cars, like spot the cleaver one.
by Claremont Ontario April 12, 2009
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A way to say "cleavage" without actually saying it. Especially when you're making fun of someone. To be really annoying you drag out the "cle" so you go CLEEEE-ver.
Ha ha, you had some serious cleaver in that video!
by color of insanity October 02, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A sassy girl that is super smart yet makes silly mistakes
She's such a Cleaver, she spelled Ukrainian with one "I"
by Fo' Shiggity June 08, 2005
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A term used for mocking someone with a large cleavage.
Macy: " ... "
Person: "What's wrong, Macy? Cleavers got your tongue?"
by knowyourxxx March 04, 2017
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