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1.
A place where no one has a full set of teeth.
Dude you must be from Clearlake, CA because you have teeth missing.
by The one that left Clearlake, C October 16, 2008
 
2.
A tiny town in northern California where Nalani R. Geary sits upon a throne as Queen. There was once a King, but he was severly "Bitch-slapped" and put to shame by the present Queen. Although it is mostly consisted of tweakers, it is a bright town, because our Queen is a STAR and shines so bright.
Whoa! Don't look ar Clearlake, CA for too long. You might go blind, because it's so bright.
by WolfgangAmadeusMozartBuonaroti December 13, 2010