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A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.
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| 2. | Clay Matthews | ||
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The most badass mofo ever to play football ever. Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?
Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever. |
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