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A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".
Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!
by Fanny Hurts May 02, 2006
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man, I hate that guy clayface!
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A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".
Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!
by Johnny Hurts April 09, 2006
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clayface1,2,3,etc...
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Someone that has the ability to mold their face into so many funny faces that it is as if their face is made of clay. The person is not usually ugly. Being a clayface is a talent.
Example 1
"Oh my God, you are such a clayface!"

Example 2:
"Wow that girl is a clayface."
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