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1.
1. One's dong, which takes of the classic form
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.

Also see Bobby Peru
No, this porridge is too hot. No, this porridge is too cold. Ah, yes... this porridge is Classic Dong.
by Classic Dong January 14, 2011