Forbes magazine ranks Clarkston in the top 8 for best cities to live. Kid Rock, Bob Segar, and Hott moms would also agree. The partys, the ladies, and the bud are top of the line. Coach K.R. is the shit and the football team is legit as they continue to refuse to take steroids (cough lake orion) and have strong seasons year in and year out. So if you dont live in Clarkston you probably have a shitty life and might want to reconsider the choices you have made. Clarkston..... its pure michigan!!!!
Someone who doesnt live here: I am so bored
Kid from Clarkston: thats because you dont live in clarkston you dumb motherf*****