Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.
Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.
by Degenerate Scumbag September 25, 2007
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When one gets high and engages into a sort of pseudo-profound speech that he or she believes is highly interesting and sensible while his or her audience half-listens, becomes confused, and informs the speaker that he or she has just “clarked” and has not made any sense whatsoever, at which point, the speaker also realizes he or she is making no sense.
(After non-sensibly rambling for 5 minutes), “Dude, you just clarked. You’ve been clarking for five minutes."
by dick_pfister January 1, 2010
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having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)
That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking
by British booty May 5, 2011
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When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.
Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!
by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 3, 2013
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Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.
"Clark is so kind"

"Yeah, I wish Clark was my boyfriend"
by Spaggetti_Monster January 20, 2019
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Just an average type guy with a big ass dick.
He told me he was average but he was giganta! He was a Clark
by biggdigg November 25, 2016
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A girl who cares. Who know how to love. No matter what you said and no matter what you've done she will always love you no matter what
Clarke is such a good friend!
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