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N. Glasses. Derived from the character, Clark Kent (of "Superman" fame). These glasses are black, plastic, thick frames of the wayfarer persuasion.

Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
Amelia: Look at that guy's glasses. He's such a nerd.
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 05, 2010
 
1.
(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.
by Jon September 15, 2003
 
2.
A square jaw as hard as granite, that can cut you just by looking at it. Gorgeous hair and built like Tarzan, this is a gentle beast of a man. Clark is the guy who turned down Dos Equis when they wanted to have him be their spokesman for the most interesting man in the world. While his looks are outstanding, they are only out done by his brains. Sharp as a razor blade, and quick as a whip, you do not want to challenge this fellow to a game of words with friends. Unless you like to lose, a lot. This is the type of guy who will arm wrestle a biker and win, and then turn around and sing a lullaby to a baby to put them to sleep. He's the perfect man, wrapped in the perfect man.
Dude, you just won the nobel peace prize, found the cure for cancer and delivered a baby, you are so Clark.
by Verb Ninja December 11, 2012
 
3.
A very smart and intelligent man. Very handsome and usually very popular, with a somewhat reputation for being a bad boy. Is usually why women fall all over him or crush on him for years on end. He controls most social environments and situations with his tounge and razor sharp intellect. And is always successfull in his pursuits' and comes out on top of every situation while other people look on with envy. This can be one of the nicest guys you meet, however he does have a dark side. If you threaten this guy or even attempt take him as a fool. He can snap instantaneously. And leave you hurt physically or emotionally. Most men wouldn't dare go up against this fellow.
Hey its Clark, what's up Clark!
by viv lee February 27, 2014
 
4.
To thwack, a blunt hit.
I clarked him in the face with a brick.
by Effed November 06, 2003
 
5.
Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.
Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!
by Allen Jobs February 14, 2009
 
6.
(v). Sometimes in the medical community, the word "Clark" is used to describe the act of becoming faint and passing out during an OR procedure.
"Man, did you see Rob almost clark today during the ex lap?"

"Jon is awesome at surgery. He would NEVER clark during a procedure"

"Catch her! She's Clarking!"
by UTSW phrases January 13, 2012
 
7.
verb - to use a nail gun, to nail
he clarked the leg on the ladder
by phlipo June 08, 2009