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4.
To thwack, a blunt hit.
I clarked him in the face with a brick.
by Effed November 06, 2003
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1.
(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.
by Jon September 15, 2003
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2.
A square jaw as hard as granite, that can cut you just by looking at it. Gorgeous hair and built like Tarzan, this is a gentle beast of a man. Clark is the guy who turned down Dos Equis when they wanted to have him be their spokesman for the most interesting man in the world. While his looks are outstanding, they are only out done by his brains. Sharp as a razor blade, and quick as a whip, you do not want to challenge this fellow to a game of words with friends. Unless you like to lose, a lot. This is the type of guy who will arm wrestle a biker and win, and then turn around and sing a lullaby to a baby to put them to sleep. He's the perfect man, wrapped in the perfect man.
Dude, you just won the nobel peace prize, found the cure for cancer and delivered a baby, you are so Clark.
by Verb Ninja December 11, 2012
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3.
Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.
Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!
by Allen Jobs February 14, 2009
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5.
(v). Sometimes in the medical community, the word "Clark" is used to describe the act of becoming faint and passing out during an OR procedure.
"Man, did you see Rob almost clark today during the ex lap?"

"Jon is awesome at surgery. He would NEVER clark during a procedure"

"Catch her! She's Clarking!"
by UTSW phrases January 13, 2012
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6.
verb - to use a nail gun, to nail
he clarked the leg on the ladder
by phlipo June 08, 2009
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7.
To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.
She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.
by SRWellness February 11, 2009
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