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Name of a person who is GORGEOUS, smart, sincere, trustworthy, charismatic, and incredibly HILARIOUS! A Clarissa can always make you feel better when you're down. Clarissa's usually have brunette hair, blue eyes, and a nice ass. She is someone you can talk to on the phone for DAYS, and you still feel like there is more to tell her. She makes the funniest jokes that create lifelong memories with her closest friends! She has many different laughs, (probably like ten), but they all make you die, cry, and pee your pants. Clarissa's are usually cowgirls and they love the country. She loves hanging out with friends and dancing to music. She always makes the right decisions in life, and they help their friends go down the right path in life as well. Clarissa's will end up being friends with you for the rest of your life, so don't mess up the friendship by dumb drama, because you will never EVER find someone as great as her that you can call your best friend and sister.
Cade: Oh my gosh did you see Clarissa today?

Eric: No why?

Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!

Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?

Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!

Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!

Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.

Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
by NancyKerrigan July 24, 2013
 
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A Clarissa is a word meaning beautiful and perfect in every single way.
Person 1 "Did you see that Clarissa girl?"
Person 2 "Yeah, she was fineeeee...
by BeautyQueen2008 May 18, 2008
 
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name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.
Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.

Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful
by Clarrot84 January 03, 2010
 
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A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !
by HellaFella February 03, 2010
 
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The coolest person in the world!
Person: Can I borrow your psych lectures
Clarissa: For sure!
Person: Wow Clarissa, you are the coolest person ever!
by Pay2121 October 08, 2008
 
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amazing, awesome, the best, cool, fresh, and NORMAL
"Did you see the girl that's always with heidi ?"
"yeah, she seems clarissa"

:D
by waldooo February 08, 2009
 
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A beautiful girl that Skylar would do anything for. He loves her more than she will ever know.
Did you just see Clarissa over there? I did, she's perfect.
by Skyttles May 11, 2011
 
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The most amazing girl in the world; Flawless; perfect in every way imaginable.
Gosh; Rene is so lucky to have Clarissa; they're perfect together.
by Guitar_God. February 02, 2012