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An amazingingly talented smart girl, cares about her boy, and makes all girls' boyfriends want to leave them. She is a great friend and an amazing girlfriend. she may be vicious but she has a nice side. All you can do is love her. Her best friend is Sara and they work out. Everything about Clarissa is amazing! Perfection in mostly everything! Has great boobs and an amzing smile. No wonder your boyfriend left. Don't hate her! Clarissa is a complete panda lover! She is a filipina and she's proud of it.
Did you see that amzing girl?
Ya that's a Clarissa
by pandabearbaby11 May 23, 2012
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amazing, awesome, the best, cool, fresh, and NORMAL
"Did you see the girl that's always with heidi ?"
"yeah, she seems clarissa"

:D
by waldooo February 08, 2009
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A beautiful girl that Skylar would do anything for. He loves her more than she will ever know.
Did you just see Clarissa over there? I did, she's perfect.
by Skyttles May 11, 2011
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She's really good at running and she's perfect. George loves her.
"Wow did you see that girl Clarissa"
"Yeaah she's perfect"
by connolls kiid February 12, 2012
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Don't mess with this chicka. She represents that Mexico, mess with her you mess with the whole damn country. Commonly referred to as a tough heartfelt girl, but is psycho sometimes and hits people.

With a year of rehab, Clarissas tend to be successful in the human world.
Hey man, I just went to see Lindsay Lohan at rehab and she was with that Clarissa!
by weeniebeenie December 28, 2010
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the word clarissa's exact definition is monkey booty with a side of mango.
ew look its a clarissa
by mumblebee June 16, 2010
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A cum-guzzling whore. Clarissa loves to take 2 cocks in her asshole at one time, preferably black and 13+ inches in length. For an extra $5 an additional 2 guys can double penatrate her cock holster. Clarissa gives one hell of a blow job, and her prices are unbeatable.
"Let's get on Backpage and call up a Clarissa. It's cheap pussy and the prices are unbeatable!"
by Hah beeotch July 28, 2016
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