1. Is a term often used north of the border when speaking in a ladies company to disguise the conversation.
2. Is used to be very upfront to the lesser educated lass.
3. A female friendly pet name for her furry friend to be used in relationships. To avoid such words as Cunt, Fanny & Rat, some of these may spoil a romantic moment.
2. "Jordan-Shows yer Clappydoo ya wee slut"
" Get yer Clappydoo out for the lads"
3. "I love giving your Clappydoo a right good seeing to"
"Out of all the Clappydoo's iv tasted-and believe me there's been alot- yours is still by far the best one yet-mum"
"Fancy a bit of Clappydoo after Dinner, dad?"
"Oh thats it baby, lick my Clappydoo...your the best brother a sister could ever ask for"