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Another word for being boned, usually by a robot.
Jenna: Dude, Mark just told me a robot clanked him.
Bill: Welcome to the future, man,
by Deity of Twilight May 08, 2016
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Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.
Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.
by Copythatagentk February 10, 2011
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when dancing and a dudes balls clank together making an odd sound
I was so embarrassed last night while dancing with my lady friend I clanked!
by geex ( geek and sexy) November 03, 2010
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