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Word ment to imply that impromptu or spontaneous sexual congregation in an un-traditional location has recently or is currently taking place. The fact that sex is taking place is identifiable to bystanders within ear-shot by the clanking noise of one or more belt buckles being dropped to the the hard-surfaced floor. Origin of word: Kansas City, MO.

May also be used as a verb.

See also "merk" or "merking."
As I re-entered the party, I noticed my friends were gathered around the bathroom door and appeared to be listening intently. A party goer had just entered the bathroom with a random girl. A clank sound was followed by sounds of passion. Those near the door exchanged a knowing look, and several spoke in unison, "CLANK!"

"Hey Padrick, you broke my mirror when you clanked that chick in my bathroom during the party last night."
by Duke L'Orange October 18, 2006
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1.
Clank can be used as another word instead of the usual, awesome, cool, good, amazing, incredible, radical, mint, class and word to that accord.
Boy 1: 'Woah that Ryan is uber clank'
Boy 2: 'Yeah hes just totally awesome'
Girl 1: ' WOAH!!'
by Ryan Nelbert April 10, 2008
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2.
A totally spooky ghost. Probably the spookiest of all ghosts.
Man, did you see clank today? Spookiest ghost ever. Babes totally dig clank.
by azruavatar October 16, 2012
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3.
bad, not good, uncool, sucks
Sevan: I slept with a fat girl last night.
Jim: That's no clanks mang.

Jim: They didn't sell Coors, only Busch.
Sevan: No clanks mang.
by Sevan January 16, 2006
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4.
A classy skank. A.k.a Skankerella
A clank perfectly balances a provocative line. She may posses subtle hints of a surly brawd but is always permeating elegance and beauty.
That Scarlett Johansson is a real clank.
by Hot Mountain Flower May 01, 2010
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5.
A person who spends more time on their phone than life itself.
"Yo, that bitch be clank!"

"Look at that ratchet, clank ass bitch!"
by ratch clankerton March 11, 2014
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6.
clank (adj) - the opposite of ratchet. (ratchet can mean many things, such as ghetto, nasty, or annoying as hell) the main difference is that "clank" has a positive connotation and is used to acknowledge things as being smart, classy, cool, funny, appealing, etc.
Brittany: Did you see that girl's tribal-print shirt?
Tiffany: I did! That shirt was so clank.

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Matt: Dude, where'd you get those clank-ass shoes?
Tyler: My dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
Matt: That's so awesome, man.

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Kevin: Hey Sheila, did you do the homework for Mrs. Smith?
Sheila: Nah, but she's really lenient and nice so I doubt she'll get mad at me.
Kevin: That's true, she's one of the clankiest teachers I know!
by Yvlek December 06, 2012
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7.
The friend of a ratchet person
M: Don't they looks cute? She's so ratchet and he needs a name to go with her.
P: I think he should be called clank so they're ratchet and clank
by boxxxxc January 29, 2014
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