Urban Dictionary: Clang

5.	Clang
	One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there. See also clunk. Fucker tried to kick my clang. buy clang mugs & shirts scrotum anatomy balls cunt misfortune by Col. Dr. Apr 23, 2006 add a video
1.	clang
	The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be. "Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!" buy clang mugs & shirts awesome cool amazing righteous excellent by Stephen Welsh Mar 23, 2006 add a video
2.	clang
	When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said. Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles Person: CLANG! buy clang mugs & shirts clang funny joke fail retard numpty by humbugtheman Oct 12, 2009 add a video

3.	clang
	the wealthiest homeless person on the street. Damn, that clang got a sweet refrigerator box to live in! buy clang mugs & shirts by tim-tim Apr 23, 2004 add a video
4.	clang
	A really long, large, protruding clit that looks like a mini-cock. A combination of the words 'clit' and 'wang' She really shouldn't wear that bikini, it shows off her massive clang buy clang mugs & shirts clit wang cock shemale clitoris by courtesan Jun 16, 2007 add a video
6.	clang
	When a DJ has an especially bad mix, making the bassline go out of sync and "clang." Dj Sy can scratch the shit out of that wax, but DAMN was that mix full of clang. buy clang mugs & shirts by Lucificifus Mar 30, 2005 add a video