Top Definition
Something very clever, almost too clever. Can also refer to something witty.
Andrew the Watermelon: Why don't we just run away and get married?

Taylyn the Cantaloupe: I'm sorry...but I cantaloupe.

Gary: Wow....that was VERY clamvoyant.
by Jack19728 April 01, 2013

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