A party at which clams are baked
Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

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a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.
Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.
by brass vulture February 08, 2010

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A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.
The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.
by mediumheadboy August 08, 2009

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The act of a group of people getting together, usually equal number of guys and girls, and then having the girls 'clam slam' the boys in rotating succession. Not unlike an orgy.
"Man, that clam bake was so wild last night!"
"I know! Cindie slammed me so hard! Twice!"
by Logan Joshua Dylan Kralik February 08, 2009

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A occasion where there are too many women at a party.

:: Note ::

This word should never be uttered by a strait man.
" God Trisha, this place is a freaking Clam Bake. Let's go to a Frat party."
by Lisbonic July 29, 2004

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When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)
I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India
by Kerburki July 04, 2009

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When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.
I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.
by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009

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The female version of the teabag.
Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?
by Capt Scotty March 03, 2007

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