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4. Clagnut
One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.
Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.
1. clagnut
A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.
It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.
by Snoutman Jan 9, 2004 add a video
2. clagnut
A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.
I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.
by Dan Fox Jun 19, 2003 add a video
3. Clagnut
A Piece of shit that didnt manage to get wiped by the tissue. This shit has managed to entangle within the pubic hair and stay around the arse hole region.
You need to clean your arse hole... you have clagnuts
5. Clagnut
This would be after an extended period of lack of regular sanitary arrangements such as on patrol in bandit country.

See also 'Bartleberry'.
Clagnuts are the crispy bits of shit that cling to the hairs around your anus.
by Talent Dec 21, 2004 add a video
6. clagnut
A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
by Paul Dec 2, 2003 add a video
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