Top Definition
A person who obsesses over odd female celebrities. Kaela Kimura, Avril Lavigne, Michelle Branch for example.

Likes to talk about technology especially his favorite mouse pads.

Wanted in 22 states for personality theft.

Wants to learn Japanese because one of his obsessions also aspires to learn it. Can speak Chinese but cannot read it. Makes jack shit for progress in either.

Has never eaten a yummy chicken club sandwich, and will most likely never eat one.
When the fuck will this civ2boss stop obsessing over Michelle?

"A hairy anus will not stand in my way"
by Michael Hickenbottom June 14, 2008

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