Top definition
The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.
Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"

Ted: "Is there zerglings?"

Bob: "No, but -"

Ted: "Shut up, civ."
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
1) Sid Meiyer's civilization. The best game series ever created.
2) any game that you cant stop playing for more then 3 hours.
Civ 4 will destroy my life.

Man, master of orion totally cived me.
by Mark July 06, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
a horrible ice hockey goaltender
The other team's goalie was such a civ, he missed 3 shots from the blue line and scored on himself at the end of the second period.
by Johnnyhxc May 23, 2011
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
4
^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.
In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?
by Elitist January 01, 2004
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
5
1) An insult coined among military personnel, used to describe someone who is lazy, weak, or unmotivated, i.e. a civilian.
1) This civ in the bar told me "All the soldiers in Iraq are retarded", so I stuffed his bar stool up his ass sideways.
by Arkaine Deao February 10, 2011
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
6
A derogatory term used to describe a person who is useless or annoying. A random person.
Jake is such a civ.
by Leo March 07, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt