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An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.
"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".
by Corky1 August 19, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush