| 1. | Circle Merk | ||
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When a group of three or more sports teams destroy each other in cyclical fashion, creating a closed circuit of ass whooping or "merking". It is counter-intuitive because it contradicts the notion of consistent quality and performance. Team A decisively beats Team B decisively beats Team C but Team C somehow comprehensively beats Team A, completing the full round of mutual merking. Gooner 1: I thought Arsenal was going to lose to Man City, because Man City destroyed Man United 6-1 and Man United destroyed Arsenal 8-2. But Arsenal actually just obliterated Man City 4-0!
Gooner 2: Hell yeah for the circle merk! GO ARSENAL! |
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